it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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