can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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