Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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