I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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