your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I licked your asshole in confidence.