I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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