If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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