The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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