Slut skills are useful in every country.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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