Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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