I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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