When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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