Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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