why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Randomize
