That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
false alarm, still single
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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