Apparently you make a good broom.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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