Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I lost the right to judge tonight
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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