Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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