She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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