whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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