so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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