i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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