We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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