Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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