I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
