The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I supernannyed him into submission
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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