thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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