I'm going to jail i love you
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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