He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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