Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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