Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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