Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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