You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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