So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We just shotgunned beers for America
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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