ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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