Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
