who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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