Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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