I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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