okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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