i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
sex in a hospital.. check
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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