I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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