God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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