Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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