K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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