Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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