STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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