After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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