I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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