How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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