i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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