she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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