ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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