I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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