David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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