I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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